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It's Tyger Tyme so get out your claws
and start training on the scratching posts provided!!!
Here at the accademy of Tyger training, the only one of it's kind
I might add, we will give you a 100% guarantee that by the end of the day,
you will be a fully qualified Tyger practician! This will not only
allow you to say the most confusing things but also look like you know
what your talking about! Very handy skill!
So just to get you young Tyger "cubs" warmed up, here we have our oath...the poem "The Tyger" by William Blake! Practice it, to be a Tyger practician you must know it back to front....or just bullshit your way through!! No one will no the difference!
Okay, now that we have the serious part of the Tyger practician, it is, ofcourse, tyme for Tyger logic!!!!
A very difficult part of the course to understand... but once it's in your head, believe me, it is there to stay! So of course now we have our reasoning.....
A Tyger practician wouldn't be one without having the skill of excuses, so ofcourse we can't go without.....
And a Tyger practician must be able to diagnose people! So here is our check list of the 10 sure signs that you have Mad-Cow Disease. If you indeed do have Mad-Cow Disease, you need serious attention! You can't be a Tyger practician if you're a Mad-Cow!
If you are showing any of these symptoms, you are unfit to be trained as a Tyger practitioner.
Well thats it folks! If you've succesfully passed my little course, you are hereby an honorary member of the Tyger Clan! Don't forget to mail me for any feedback about this page... Ta!
