• It's lunch time and grass beside the tennis court looks mighty appetizing.
• You have this irresistible urge to go "Moo!!".
• People all say how cute you look with that bell around you neck.
• You weep uncontrollably everytime you pass Mc Donalds.
• You're spending more and more time at the Country club and you don't even play golf.
• Greenpeace is picketing you for being a threat to the ozone layer from all the methane gass you're producing.
• Meal time is getting incredibly long as you chew and chew and chew and chew......
• Two words that strike terror to your heart: "Cow tipping".
• Everytime someone says "Holy Cow!" You go "Where?"
• You go up to total strangers on the street and say "Milk me!"

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