• Our rooster died this morning and so we all slept in.
• Our newspapers never came...I didn't know what day it was...I thought it was Sunday!
• When I got out of my car, I got a really rare case of amnesia..I couldn't remember what building I worked in..so I had to go in all of them.
• I got the bus today, I never realised that you had to pull the cord to stop the bus.
• I thought I'd try reverse psychology while driving, and hoped for red lights to get green lights....it didn't work.
• I tried reverse reverse psychology and hoped for green lights to get red lights, thinking that it wouldn't work,...it did.
• I thought today was "national sleep-in day"
• My pillow tried to suffocate me this morning...no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't get the pillow away from my head.
• I slept in this morning until 10 to 9am, keeping in mind that it's a 10 minute drive to work, I forgot I didn't have a car.
• I honestly got up on time, but I opened my curtain too quickly and was blinded by the morning light. I had to wait untill the "afternoon" light so I could see again.

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