10 Excuses For Being Late To
Work...
- Our rooster died this morning and so we all slept in.
- Our newspapers never came...I didn't know what day it was...I thought
it was Sunday!
- When I got out of my car, I got a really rare case of amnesia..I couldn't
remember what building I worked in..so I had to go in all of them.
- I got the bus today, I never realised that you had to pull the cord
to stop the bus.
- I thought I'd try reverse psychology while driving, and hoped for red
lights to get green lights....it didn't work.
- I tried reverse reverse psychology and hoped for green lights to get
red lights, thinking that it wouldn't work,...it did.
- I thought today was "national sleep-in day"
- My pillow tried to suffocate me this morning...no matter how hard I
tried, I just couldn't get the pillow away from my head.
- I slept in this morning until 10 to 9am, keeping in mind that it's
a 10 minute drive to work, I forgot I didn't have a car.
- I honestly got up on time, but I opened my curtain too quickly and
was blinded by the morning light. I had to wait untill the "afternoon"
light so I could see again.
(C)
1996, Tygeress, Excuses excuses... tut tut tut...
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