Mouth - The love of my life... My number one sugar-cookie... The one who gives me the inspiration... The one who gives me happiness whenever she is around... The one who I brag endlessly about to everybody, driving people to the threshold of homicide... I think I'll shut up now. 

Hatcher - A buddy of mine... He's in my class at TAFE and worships Teri Hatcher... I cant see why... I mean, look at that haircut! She looks like a stewardess for crying out loud! Oh well Hatch, whatever turns you on, pal...

Morgan - A very close friend of mine... Im not sure where she's situated at the moment, but I know she will soon be living in Hawaii (lucky sod). Morgan is my personal psychiatrist... I recommend her to anyone who is going loony... She is sure to either save your sanity or confirm it...

Cerah - The other woman... A real cutey-pie (I think) and a great friend to have... Very mature and great and stuff... A really sweet person, with her heart definately in the right place... She also has a necklace which says "I LOVE MY DOG"... *blush*

Dreddy - This page's resident bong-head. Great in the kitchen, even if he only knows how to make hash cookies, hash browns, SPAM and marshmallows... King of shonky deals and if you ask really nicely, he might even show you his family album... Just stay away from those bloody mosquitoes... hee hee hee...

Fus - Army recruit... err... extremely agressive... umm... and fellow TAFE student... Like all TAFE students, Fus enjoys a good round of hanging abuse on the organisation and teaching methods of the teachers of this fine institute... hee hee hee... Doobles and ARROOOOOOooooo.... 

Lee - Hatcher's woman, currently situated in Nova Scotia, Canada. Another really good friend of mine (Lee - *friendly hugz*) and somebody who really knows how to make someone feel special... After all, look what she's done with Hatcher!

Dolphin - My favorite aquatic mammal! This Oz-Chat regular likes to have a bit of a splash about, even to the extent of making us all dig a swimming pool in the middle of the room. My number one bouncer at the MadDog Bar, Dolphin certainly can do her job...

Tygeress - The Star Attraction and the keeper of Tygeress' Lair. Another Oz-Chat regular, Tygeress is always ready to entertain the masses with a song, dance or just plain lunacy... Ususally takes over bouncing at the MadDog Bar whenever Dolphin's not around, and likes nothing more than to sink her claws into trouble-makers...

Brea (Betty Boop) - One of the Soap-Room regulars, Brea is a gal I know who lives in Toledo, Ohio, USA. She is always good for a dirty joke, or just here to talk to when anyone needs an ear. Just be careful about ticking her off ...

Mick - The Mistress from Maine, who loves nothing more than to chat with her pals in Oz-Chat. Really loves it when she's called a male. Yet another person I trust to spill my guts to whenever theres a problem in the Dog House....

Enigma - Likes to have us believe that he actually works for a living at the Shepp Internet... HA! Fellow Amiga user and he occasionally rollerblades... Art lover, painter extrordinaire, appreciator of fine music and techno... Oh well... it takes all sorts...

Top Cat - The Guru of HTML, Enigma's partner in crime and the creator (or should I say, modifier) of Oz-Chat. TC has taken our advice and in the process of creating the new breed of WebChats.... It should be unreal when its done!!!

Black Board - SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! err..... BIKE BOY! BIKE BOY! BIKE BOY! err.... HURRY UP! HURRY UP! HURRY UP! err..... COLOR! COLOR! COLOR! Forever thinking up screen-saver messages...

Duck - Not related to me in any way, shape or form, no matter how much he tries to tell you that he's my cousin.... Dont listen to him! He's Irish!!! I should know, Our mum's are sisters.. OOPS! Scratch that last bit...

Ms Domestic Enigineer - My favorite gambling housewife, who's luck always astounds me. A Soap-Room regular who is always ready to lend a friendly ear. Always willing to look after us young-uns when we decide to have a beach party!

Jayden - Founder of Jayden's World. The only other person who comes close to my level of craziness. Goes by many names such as Kylie Minouge Australias Own Singing Budgie, Chun-Li Resident Rice Muncher, and Ade... A Sailor Moon fan, and a complete loon and thats no lie.

LaBinky - Tygeress' best friend. Binky is another Oz-Chat regular, who sneakily uses the 'net via Monash, even though she isnt a student... tut tut.... With a bubbly personality, Binky is always ready for a hug, very polite, and very shy when it comes to compliments. Binky is a great dancer, and she just loves to get on the dance floor... 

Rayman - "These pretzles are making me thirsty" is the one sentance I can think of to sum up Rayman. He's a mega Seinfeld fan, plays the guitar, and enjoys a good Duke3D sesh with the guys. He is a great person to be around, always wisecracking... eg. the Tree-Trunk woman... hee hee...

Bez - Female, from Oklahoma... Bez has no pets... hardly seems relevant but any info is good info... Plays the piano and the flute and also likes to cross-stitch. I listen to just about any music but prefer country. She watches soaps when she is not chasing after the kids.

Dagga Man - Fellow TAFE thingy... World traveller extrordinaire... umm.. He wears denim... occasionally a baseball cap... Gets called Daggy Man by Binky... and... er... all-round cool person! ... yeah... that'll do...

Stryker - Well... he drives a big gold car, used to work at Computer Tech Support, but apparently his boss gave him the shits... Legend in his own lunchbox. He thought the movie, "Seven" was pretty sad... Just goes to show how much I have to say about him... But he is a great guy... really...

Primate -Beany wearing homicidal maniac. Primate, a fellow TAFE student, just loves to show off pics from his web browsing expoditions. Loves Pantera and Mortal Kombat especially. Warped, with a sick mind for violence... just like me! What a dude!

Funky DJ - The artist formally known as Phoenix, DJ is yet another fellow TAFE student... MacDonald's worker with a mission to find as many Aliens and Star Trek WAV samples as humanly possible... Another army dude...

Ben - Former Amiga user who has strayed accross to the dark side (PC's.... grrrr..) But at least he has a VERY fast one... and he still has an old Amiga 500 for the odd game of Supercars 2... Ben has a mega huge brain and can make a computer from 2 paperclips, a cabbage, a bubble-gum wrapper and an AA-size battery...

Blaze - Situated at the Box Hill TAFE, Blaze is studying music. He plays a mean piano, even if he can only write Beatles songs... Only kidding buddy... Blaze is a Terminator freak, has a T-800 skull called George, and loves to role-play... Mmmm...... Shadowrun....

Witch - Keeper of the Tim-Tams and supplier of heated beverages, Witch is the wife of Daj, mother of Deni, one of the moderators of Oz-Chat, and the number one fan of Australia's greatest children's entertainers... THE WIGGLES!! She likes to score baseball, watch Daj play cricket and, ofcourse, CHAT!

Daj - Husband of Witch, dad of Deni and co-worker of Enigma and TopCat at Shepp Internet... With Witch, Daj has three kids, one of which being a REALLY cute baby!! He is aparently a top cricketer too!!!

Cyber_One - Cool guy from Benalla who is always getting caught for speeding. Husband to Wench for 6 years, Cyber_One works as an electrical repairs mechanic, so if your appliances explode, he's the one to see...

Wench - Wife of Cyber_One for 6 years and mother of four who spends most of her time looking after the kids and doing things with her hands... Enough said... Lover of teddy bears and crafty type thing, Wench is a disliker of rude people...

Mummy - Dreddy's taxi, and fellow TAFE student. Mummy frequently likes to complain (and with good reason, ofcourse) about the TAFE's disorganisation... Thought to be one of the more responsible students, but in fact is just as much trouble as the rest of us!

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